ndec("tobeornot",2,"the question:","to be","not to be"); keyput("not to be the question");
ndec("chickenegg",3,"which came first?","the chicken","the egg"); keyput("chicken egg first");
ndec("glassis",1,"The glass is ...","half-empty","half-full"); keyput("glass half empty full");
ndec("greengrass",2,"where is the grass greener?","your side","the other side"); keyput("grass green greener other side");
ndec("birdhand",3,"what is worth more?","a bird in the hand","two in the bush"); keyput("bird hand two bush");
ndec("knowthyself",1,"which ancient Greek aphorism is more important?",""know thyself"",""nothing in excess""); keyput("plato know thyself nothing excess");
ndec("womanscorn",2,"Hath more fury:","Hell","A woman scorned"); keyput("Hell hath fury woman scorn");
ndec("patience",1,"Is patience a virtue?","yes","no"); keyput("patience virtue");
ndec("treefalls",1,"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it,
does it make a sound?","yes","no"); keyput("tree falls forest hear sound");
ndec("penismightier",3,"Which is mightier?","The Pen","The Sword"); keyput("pen mightier sword penis");
ndec("beautyis",2,"Beauty is...","only skin deep","in the eye of the beholder"); keyput("beauty skin deep eye beholder");
ndec("easier",2,"Which is easier?","taking candy from a baby","shooting fish in a barrel"); keyput("easy easier candy baby fish barrel");
ndec("wrongsideofbed",3,"Which side of the bed is the wrong one?","the left side","the right side"); keyput("wrong side bed left right");
ndec("bigfish",2,"Is it better to be","a big fish in a small pond","a small fish in a big pond"); keyput("big fish small pond");
ndec("jackofall",2,"Is it better to be...","a jack of all trades, master of none","a master of one trade"); keyput("jack all trades master none");
ndec("absence",2,"",""absence makes the heart grow fonder"",""out of sight, out of mind""); keyput("absence heart grow fonder out sight mind");
ndec("daylatedollarshort",2,"Is it worse to be...","a day late","a dollar short"); keyput("day late dollar short");
ndec("formfunction",3,"","Form","Function"); keyput("form function");
ndec("famefortune",2,"Which is better to have?","Fame","Fortune"); keyput("fame fortune");
ndec("richhappy",2,"is it better to be...","wealthy","happy"); keyput("rich wealthy money happy happiness");
ndec("timeismoney",3,"Would you rather have more...","Time","Money","time","money"); keyput("time money");
ndec("blinddeaf",2,"Would you rather be...","blind","deaf"); keyput("blind deaf");
ndec("finedandy",2,"Would you rather be...","fine","dandy"); keyput("fine dandy");
ndec("brainbrawn",2,"is it better to be...","attractive","intelligent"); keyput("intelligent attractive smart beautiful pretty");
ndec("brainbrawnother",2,"would you rather your significant other be...","attractive","intelligent"); keyput("intelligent attractive smart beautiful pretty other significant girlfriend boyfriend wife husband spouse");
ndec("lieorsteal",2,"Is it worse to...","lie","steal"); keyput("lie steal sin cheat");
ndec("heavenorhell",2,"Where are you more likely to go?","to Heaven","to Hell"); keyput("heaven hell go going");
ndec("predict",1,"Is it possible to predict the future?","yes","no","precog"); keyput("predict future esp");
ndec("timetravel",1,"Is time travel possible?","yes","no","tardis"); keyput("time travel future past");
ndec("isgod",1,"Is there a God?","yes","no","light"); keyput("god religion");
ndec("manmadegod",3,"","God made Man","Man made God"); keyput("god man manmade");
ndec("otherintel",1,"Is there intelligent life outside our solar system?","yes","no","et"); keyput("intelligent life alien aliens solar system");
ndec("evolution",3,"How did humans come to exist?","evolution","intelligent design","evolution","manmadegod2"); keyput("evolution intelligent design");
ndec("afterlife",2,"Is there an afterlife?","yes","no"); keyput("life after death afterlife");
ndec("reincarnation",2,"Do you believe in reincarnation?","Yes","No"); keyput("reincarnation reincarnate");
ndec("destiny",2,"Do you believe in...","fate","free will"); keyput("fate free will freewill destiny");
ndec("isheaven",2,"Is there a Heaven?","yes","no"); keyput("heaven hell");
ndec("ishell",2,"Is there a Hell?","yes","no"); keyput("heaven hell");
ndec("whendie",1,"Would you want to be told when you will die?","Yes","No","graves"); keyput("die when death");
ndec("howorwhendie",1,"Which would be worse?","knowing when you will die","knowing how you will die","graves"); keyput("know how when die death");
ndec("gochurch",1,"Do you go to church?","yes","no"); keyput("church god religion pray faith");
ndec("gopray",1,"Do you pray?","yes","no"); keyput("church god religion pray prayer prayers faith");
ndec("sexhave",1,"do you have sex?","yes","no","condom"); keyput("have sex");
ndec("sexpaid",1,"have you ever paid for sex?","yes","no","money"); keyput("sex paid money");
ndec("masturbate",2,"do you masturbate?","yes","no"); keyput("masturbate masturbation jack jerk wank wack off masterbate masterbates master bait sex");
ndec("workoff",2,"do you masturbate... at work?","yes","no"); keyput("masturbate masturbation jack jerk wank wack off masterbate masterbates master bait sex work job");
ndec("abortion",2,"Should abortion be illegal?","yes","no"); keyput("abortion abortions");
ndec("deathpenalty",1,"Should there be a death penalty?","yes","no"); keyput("death penalty lethal execution executions capital punishment");
ndec("churchandstate",1,"Should there be separation of church and state?","yes","no","churchstate"); keyput("separation church state religion");
ndec("drinkingage",1,"If the legal drinking age were to change, should it be:","less than 21","greater than 21","alcohol"); keyput("alcohol drink drinking age 21");
ndec("smokingage",1,"If the legal smoking age were to change, should it be:","less than 18","greater than 18","smokingb2"); keyput("smoking age smoke");
ndec("marijuana",1,"Should marijuana be:","legal","illegal"); keyput("legal legalize illegal marijuana pot drug drugs");
ndec("gaymarriage",2,"Gay marriage should be:","allowed","banned"); keyput("gay marriage lesbian lesbians gays homosexual homosexuals homo");
ndec("homosexuality",2,"Homosexuality is a result of:","nature","nurture"); keyput("gay homo homosexual nature nurture");
ndec("ojsimpson",1,"O.J. Simpson","did it","did not do it"); keyput("o.j. simpson guilty did it");
ndec("newpresident",1,"Who would be elected President first?","a non-white male","a woman","president"); keyput("president black man woman white non-white elected election vote barack obama hillary clinton");
ndec("musicindustry",2,"Downloading music illegally...","hurts the music industry","helps the music industry"); keyput("music industry download illegal illegally artist");
ndec("artistdownload",2,"Downloading music illegally...","hurts the artist","helps the artist"); keyput("music industry download illegal illegally artist");
ndec("georgewbush",1,"Of the way George W. Bush is performing his role as President:","you approve","you disapprove"); keyput("george bush president approve disapprove");
ndec("bushresign",1,"Should George W. Bush resign?","Yes","No","georgewbush"); keyput("george bush president resign impeach");
ndec("bushimpeach",1,"Should George W. Bush be impeached?","Yes","No","georgewbush"); keyput("george bush president resign impeach");
ndec("globalwarming",1,"Global warming is...","a problem","not a problem"); keyput("global warming problem warm carbon dioxide co2");
ndec("globalwarmingcause",1,"Recent increase in global warming is caused by...","natural fluctuations","human interference","globaltemp"); keyput("global warming problem nature cycle human humans warm carbon dioxide co2");
ndec("solarwind",2,"More promising source of future energy:","solar power","wind power"); keyput("energy green solar wind water hydro");
ndec("solarwater",2,"More promising source of future energy:","hydro power","solar power"); keyput("energy green solar wind water hydro");
ndec("localorgfood",2,"Which food is better to buy?","local","organic"); keyput("food local organic green");
ndec("canceraids",2,"Which disease will be cured first?","Cancer","AIDS"); keyput("cure disease cancer aids");
ndec("happy",1,"Are you happy?","yes","no"); keyput("happy emotion feel feelings");
ndec("sad",1,"Are you sad?","yes","no"); keyput("sad emotion feel feelings");
ndec("meateater",3,"Eating habits:","vegetarian","meat-eater","veggies","meats"); keyput("food eat vegetarian meat eater meat-eater meateater vegan");
ndec("havegun",1,"do you have a gun?","yes","no"); keyput("have gun guns weapon");
ndec("dosmoke",3,"Do you smoke?","yes","no","smokingb1","smokingb2"); keyput("smoke smoking");
ndec("dodrugs",2,"Do you use drugs?","yes","no"); keyput("drug drugs");
ndec("handed",2,"Are you...","left-handed","right-handed","../see/77","../see/78"); keyput("left right handed left-handed right-handed hand");
ndec("writehand",2,"Which hand do you write with?","left","right","../see/77","../see/78"); keyput("left right hand write writing");
ndec("talklisten",2,"What do you do more often?","talk","listen"); keyput("talk listen");
ndec("talklistenbetter",2,"Is it better to...","talk","listen"); keyput("talk listen");
ndec("readwrite",2,"Which do you enjoy more?","Reading","Writing"); keyput("read write reading writing");
ndec("earlylate",3,"Are you an...","early bird","night owl"); keyput("early bird night owl");
ndec("polparty",3,"Do you consider yourself more...","conservative","liberal"); keyput("political party conservative liberal republican democrat");
ndec("pantlegs",1,"When you put pants on, which leg goes in first?","your left","your right"); keyput("pant leg legs right left");
ndec("shoeson",1,"When you put shoes on, which foot goes in first?","your left","your right","../objects/shoes"); keyput("shoes left right");
ndec("sockson",1,"When you put socks on, which foot goes in first?","your left","your right","socks"); keyput("socks left right");
ndec("foldarms",1,"When you fold your arms, which arm is on top?","your left","your right"); keyput("fold arms left right top");
ndec("yourweight",1,"What do you think of your weight?","fine as is","could lose a few pounds"); keyput("weight pounds lose");
ndec("gotogym",1,"Do you go to a gym?","yes","no"); keyput("gym exercise");
ndec("exercisefun",1,"Do you enjoy exercising?","yes","no"); keyput("exercise enjoy fun exercising working work out");
ndec("spacebar",1,"You just hit spacebar. Which thumb did you use?","left","right"); keyput("space spacebar thumb left right");
ndec("journal",1,"Do you have a journal?","yes","no"); keyput("journal write writing");
ndec("website",1,"Do you have your own website?","yes","no"); keyput("website webmaster internet");
ndec("blog",1,"Do you have your own blog?","yes","no"); keyput("weblog blog internet");
ndec("myspace",2,"Do you have a MySpace profile?","yes","no"); keyput("myspace profile social networking my space");
ndec("blinddate",2,"Have you ever been on a blind date?","yes","no"); keyput("blind date dating");
ndec("singleornot",2,"Are you currently...","single","seeing someone"); keyput("single married seeing someone");
ndec("ratherbesingle",2,"Would you rather be...","single","seeing someone"); keyput("single married seeing someone rather");
ndec("beeninlove",1,"Have you ever been in love?","yes","no","love"); keyput("love loved been");
ndec("inlove",1,"Are you in love?","yes","no","love"); keyput("love loved in");
ndec("lovefirstsight",1,"Is there "love at first sight"?","yes","no","love"); keyput("love loved at first sight");
ndec("feelloved",1,"Do you feel loved?","yes","no","love"); keyput("feel loved love");
ndec("marriage",1,"Have you ever been married?","yes","no"); keyput("marriage married");
ndec("divorce",1,"Have you ever been divorced?","yes","no"); keyput("marriage divorce divorced");
ndec("siblingsolder",2,"Do you have any older sibilings?","yes","no"); keyput("brother sister brothers sisters sibling siblings older");
ndec("siblingsyoung",2,"Do you have any younger siblings?","yes","no"); keyput("brother sister brothers sisters sibling siblings older");
ndec("sister",2,"Do you have any sisters?","yes","no"); keyput("sister sisters sibling");
ndec("brother",2,"Do you have any brothers?","yes","no"); keyput("brother brothers sibling");
ndec("onlychild",2,"Are you an only child?","yes","no"); keyput("only child");
ndec("havekids",2,"Do you have any children?","yes","no"); keyput("have kids kid children child son daughter sons daughters");
ndec("havepets",1,"Do you have any pets?","yes","no","pets"); keyput("have pets dog cat dogs cats");
ndec("havefight",1,"Have you ever been in a fight?","yes","no","fightclub"); keyput("have ever been fight fought");
ndec("crimecommit",2,"Have you ever committed a crime?","yes","no"); keyput("crime commit committed");
ndec("jailtime",2,"Have you ever gone to jail?","yes","no"); keyput("jail prison crime guilty");
ndec("phonepickup",1,"The phone rings at home, should you:","answer it immediately","wait for the answering machine / caller id","phone"); keyput("phone home call telephone trust answering machine caller id");
ndec("collegeyears",1,"Your college years:","the best of your life","not the best of your life","../objects/clocktower"); keyput("college year years university higher education best life");
ndec("spanishfrench",1,"Which language do you speak better?","Spanish","French"); keyput("language french spanish france spain");
ndec("pianoguitar",3,"Which instrument do you play better?","Piano","Guitar","piano","guitar"); keyput("piano guitar instrument play better you");
ndec("biggerfear",3,"Which are you more afraid of?","heights","the dark","vertigo","dark"); keyput("fear heights height dark darkness night");
ndec("eattolive",2,"Do you...","live to eat","eat to live"); keyput("eat to live food");
ndec("averageintel",3,"Do you feel that your level of intelligence is...","below average","above average","bellcurve1","bellcurve2"); keyput("average intelligence intelligent smart bell curve sigma");
ndec("averageattrac",3,"Do you feel that your level of attractiveness is...","below average","above average","bellcurve1","bellcurve2"); keyput("average attractiveness attraction beauty bell curve sigma");
ndec("averagefitness",3,"Do you feel that your level of physical fitness is...","below average","above average","bellcurve1","bellcurve2"); keyput("average physical fitness health bell curve sigma");
ndec("saveorspend",3,"Do you have a tendency to...","save all your money","spend all your money","piggy","money"); keyput("money save spend savings debt");
ndec("deathorfailure",2,"Which are you more afraid of?","Death","Failure"); keyput("death failure fail dead fear fears afraid");
ndec("travelpastfuture",1,"Would you rather travel...","into the past","into the future","time"); keyput("time travel past future forward back");
ndec("bitenails",1,"Do you bite your fingernails?","yes","no"); keyput("bite nails finger fingernails nail biter");
ndec("picknose",2,"Do you pick your nose?","yes","no"); keyput("pick nose picker booger boogers");
ndec("cracknuck",2,"Do you crack your knuckles?","yes","no"); keyput("crack knuckles knuckle finger fingers toe toes");
ndec("dlmusicillegal",2,"Do you download music illegally?","yes","no"); keyput("download music mp3 mp3s legal illegal illegally songs itunes internet net");
ndec("dlmusiclegal",2,"Do you download music legally?","yes","no"); keyput("download music mp3 mp3s legal illegal illegally songs itunes napster internet net");
ndec("dlmoviesillegal",2,"Do you download movies illegally?","yes","no"); keyput("download movie movies film legal illegal illegally internet");
ndec("dltvillegal",2,"Do you download TV shows illegally?","yes","no"); keyput("download tv television show shows legal illegal illegally internet");
ndec("dlsoftillegal",2,"Do you download software illegally?","yes","no"); keyput("download software programs computer legal illegal illegally internet");
ndec("viewporn",2,"Do you view pornography?","yes","no"); keyput("porn porno pornography view adult film pron pr0n");
ndec("viewpornwork",2,"Do you view pornography... at work?","yes","no"); keyput("porn porno pornography view adult work job pron pr0n");
ndec("dlporn",2,"Do you download pornography?","yes","no"); keyput("porn porno pornography view download internet net adult film pron pr0n");
ndec("toiletlid",3,"Which way should you leave the toilet lid?","down","up","toilet1","toilet2"); keyput("toilet seat up down lid");
ndec("toiletseat",3,"Which way should you leave the toilet seat?","down","up","toilet2","toilet3"); keyput("toilet seat up down lid");
ndec("tprunout",2,"The toilet paper runs out at home, do you:","replace the old roll with a new roll","place a new roll on/near the old roll"); keyput("toilet paper roll run out empty");
ndec("indebt",2,"Are you in debt?","yes","no"); keyput("debt money");
ndec("brushteeth",1,"Do you brush your teeth everyday?","usually","rarely","../objects/toothbrush"); keyput("brush teeth toothbrush");
ndec("flossteeth",2,"Do you floss your teeth everyday?","usually","rarely"); keyput("floss teeth dental");
ndec("selftalk",2,"Do you talk to yourself when no one else is around?","yes","no"); keyput("talk yourself alone");
ndec("singcar",2,"Do you sing in the car?","yes","no"); keyput("sing car alone");
ndec("singshower",2,"Do you sing in the shower?","yes","no"); keyput("sing shower alone");
ndec("statetax",2,"Do you identify all untaxed items purchased online
when filing your taxes?","yes","no (shhh!)"); keyput("tax taxes state online claim money");
ndec("milkhealth",1,"Milk is...","good for you","bad for you","milk"); keyput("milk good bad health nutrition");
ndec("egghealth",1,"Eggs are...","good for you","bad for you","chickenegg2"); keyput("egg eggs good bad health nutrition");
ndec("cleanplate",2,"Do you typically finish everything on your plate?","yes","no"); keyput("plate clean finish eat food");
ndec("drinkwater",1,"Do you feel you drink enough water in the day?","yes","no","glassis"); keyput("water drink enough glasses 8 eight day");
ndec("eatveggies",1,"Do you feel you eat enough vegetables in the day?","yes","no","veggies"); keyput("vegetables veggies eat enough day");
ndec("sodapop",2,"Is it...",""Soda"",""Pop""); keyput("soda pop cola coke drink");
ndec("pingpongtt",1,"Is it...",""Ping-Pong"",""Table-Tennis"","pingpong"); keyput("ping pong table tennis ping-pong");
ndec("graygrey",2,"Is it...",""Gray"",""Grey""); keyput("gray grey");
ndec("tomato",1,"Is it...",""Toe-may-toe"",""Toe-mah-toe"","tomato"); keyput("tomato tomatoe");
ndec("potato",1,"Is it...",""Poe-tay-toe"",""Poe-tah-toe""); keyput("potato potatoe");
ndec("tomatocut",3,"What is the right way to cut a tomato?",'',""); keyput("cut tomato");
ndec("sandwichcut",3,"Which way should you cut your sandwich?","into halves","into wedges"); keyput("sandwich cut half halves wedge wedges");
ndec("gcbutter",1,"You're making a grilled cheese sandwich, do you...","butter the pan","butter the bread","grilledcheese"); keyput("grilled cheese sandwich butter pan");
ndec("tproll",3,"Which way should the toilet paper end go?","over","under"); keyput("toilet paper tp");
ndec("cashcredit",2,"","Cash","Credit"); keyput("money cash credit card pay");
ndec("writinginst",3,"Better writing instrument:","Pen","Pencil","../objects/pen","../objects/pencil"); keyput("writing instrument pen pencil");
ndec("driveorfly",3,"Which way do you prefer to travel?","Drive","Fly","nicercar2","plane"); keyput("travel transportation drive fly driving flying plane air airplane");
ndec("driveflysafety",3,"Which is safer?","Driving","Flying","nicercar2","plane"); keyput("safer safety driving flying travel drive fly transportation plane air airplane");
ndec("catdog",3,"Better pet:","Cat","Dog"); keyput("animal cat dog pet");
ndec("pupkit",3,"More adorable:","Puppies","Kittens"); keyput("kitten kittens kitty puppy pup puppies cute adorable");
ndec("paperplastic",2,"","paper","plastic"); keyput("paper plastic");
ndec("hotdogtop",1,"What should you put on your hot dog?","Ketchup","Mustard","hotdog"); keyput("hot dog ketchup mustard");
ndec("saltpepper",3,"","Salt","Pepper","../objects/salt","../objects/pepper"); keyput("salt pepper spice spices");
ndec("chesscheck",3,"","Chess","Checkers","chess","checkers"); keyput("game chess checkers");
ndec("fogordark",3,"Creepier:","fog","darkness","fog","dark"); keyput("scary creepy creepier scarier fog dark darkness");
ndec("minigolfbowl",2,"Which is more fun?","mini-golf","bowling"); keyput("fun golf mini mini-golf bowl bowling");
ndec("drivinglane",2,"If you are driving on a two-lane highway, you are most likely to travel in:","the left lane","the right lane"); keyput("driving drive lane travel traveling");
ndec("driveorride",1,"You are traveling by car. Would you rather be:","the driver","a passenger","nicercar2"); keyput("drive ride passenger driver");
ndec("hotelfloor",2,"You are visiting someone. Do you...","stay in a hotel","stay at their house"); keyput("hotel floor visit friend house guest");
ndec("sunmoonlight",2,"Which do you prefer?","sunlight","moonlight"); keyput("sun moon light sunlight moonlight");
ndec("qualquantfood",2,"You're dining out. Which would you rather have?","quality","quantity"); keyput("food dining eating out quality quantity");
ndec("fasterbigger",2,"Is it better to be...","faster","bigger"); keyput("bigger better faster more");
ndec("headsortails",2,"A coin is tossed in the air. You call...","heads","tails"); keyput("coin flip toss heads tails head tail");
ndec("steakcook",2,"Would you rather have your steak...","rare","well done"); keyput("steak rare well done cooked uncooked");
ndec("burgercook",2,"Would you rather have your hamburger...","rare","well done"); keyput("burger hamburger cheeseburger rare well done cooked uncooked");
ndec("fieldforestlook",2,"Which would you rather look at?","a field","a forest"); keyput("field forest look");
ndec("fieldforestwalk",2,"Which would you rather walk through?","a field","a forest"); keyput("field forest walk");
ndec("pirateninja",2,"Cooler:","Pirates","Ninjas"); keyput("pirate pirates ninja ninjas");
ndec("clownmime",2,"More frightening:","Clowns","Mimes"); keyput("clown mime clowns mimes scary frightening annoying");
ndec("detergent",2,"Your laundry detergent is...","a liquid","a solid"); keyput("laundry detergent liquid solid");
ndec("wintersummer",2,"Which season is better?","Summer","Winter"); keyput("summer winter season seasons");
ndec("springfall",2,"Which season is better?","Spring","Fall"); keyput("spring fall season seasons");
ndec("neatorclean",2,"Would you rather have your home...","neat
(i.e. organized)","clean
(i.e. not dirty)"); keyput("house home neat clean organized dirty orderly");
ndec("skisnowboard",2,"","skiing","snowboarding"); keyput("ski skiing snow snowboarding");
ndec("cheezitsnips",3,"Better cheese crackers:","Cheez-Its","Cheese Nips","../objects/cheez","cheesenips"); keyput("cheese cheez cheez-it cheez-its nips");
ndec("macpc",2,"The computer you are using is a...","PC","Mac"); keyput("computer mac pc ibm cpu");
ndec("yahoogle",3,"Better net search:","Google","Yahoo","google","yahoo"); keyput("internet search google yahoo");
ndec("cokepepsi",3,"","Coke","Pepsi","coke","pepsi"); keyput("drink coke pepsi");
ndec("mcdbk",3,"","McDonalds","Burger King","mcd","bk"); keyput("fast food mcdonalds mcdonald's burger king bk");
ndec("subquiz",3,"","Subway","Quiznos","subway","quiznos"); keyput("sub subway quiznos quizno's sandwich");
ndec("pizzanos",3,"","Dominos","Pizza Hut","dominos","pizzahut"); keyput("pizza hut dominos domino's");
ndec("tacokfc",3,"","KFC","Taco Bell","kfc","tacobell"); keyput("taco bell kfc kentucky fried chicken");
ndec("sfmk",3,"","Street Fighter II","Mortal Kombat II","sf2","mk2"); keyput("video game street fighter mortal kombat mk");
ndec("ritztris",3,"Better snack crackers:",'',""); keyput("snack cracker crackers ritz triscuit triscuits");
ndec("simpsonsguy",3,"","Simpsons","Family Guy","simpsons","familyguy"); keyput("comedy tv simpson simpsons family guy");
ndec("playorxbox",2,"","Playstation","Xbox"); keyput("video game games sony playstation ps2 ps3 microsoft xbox 360");
ndec("playornin",3,"","Playstation","Nintendo","ps2","gamecube"); keyput("video game games sony playstation ps2 ps3 nintedo gamecube wii");
ndec("evilcorp",3,"More evil corporation:","Exxon Mobil","Microsoft","exxon","microsoft"); keyput("evil company corporation microsoft exxon mobil exxonmobil");
ndec("hdbluray",2,"Which media format will win?","HD-DVD","Blu-Ray"); keyput("hd-dvd blu-ray blu ray dvd");
ndec("hdblubetter",2,"Which media format is better?","HD-DVD","Blu-Ray"); keyput("hd-dvd blu-ray blu ray dvd");
ndec("myspacebook",2,"","myspace","facebook"); keyput("myspace facebook friendster social networking");
ndec("myspacester",2,"","myspace","friendster"); keyput("myspace facebook friendster social networking");
ndec("meatface",3,"If you were to get hit in the face with a steak,
would you rather it be ...","cooked","uncooked"); keyput("face meat steak cooked uncooked");
ndec("ketchupsharpener",2,"Which would you rather have?","a nostril that can sharpen pencils","a navel that can dispense ketchup"); keyput("nostril nose sharpen pencils navel belly button ketchup");
ndec("robozombs",2,"bigger threat to mankind:","robots","zombies"); keyput("robot robots zombie zombies threat mankind");
ndec("armandleg",3,"Which costs more?","an arm","a leg","arm","leg"); keyput("cost more arm leg");
ndec("earthflat",1,"the earth is","flat","round","earth"); keyput("earth round flat");
ndec("favletter",2,"Which letter of the alphabet is better?",'','',"ab1","ab2"); keyput("letter alphabet");
ndec("nicercar",3,"Which car looks nicer?","2004 Subaru WRX","2004 Mazda 6"); keyput("car nice subaru mazda");
ndec("upperlowercase",2,"More annoying:","ALL UPPERCASE","all lowercase"); keyput("uppercase lowercase upper lower");
ndec("friorsat",2,"Better day of the week:","Friday","Saturday"); keyput("fri sat friday saturday day week");
ndec("hellhighwater",2,"Less desirable condition:","Hell","High Water"); keyput("hell high water");
ndec("clipppydog",3,"More annoying Windows avatar:","Clippy","Rover the search dog","clippy","rover"); keyput("annoying paperclip paper clip clippy rover search windows microsoft");
ndec("robotclown",3,"Better Halloween costume:","handy robot","crazy clown"); keyput("halloween costume handy robot crazy clown");
ndec("devilpumpkin",3,"Cuter Halloween costume:","little devil","big pumpkin"); keyput("halloween costume little devil big pumpkin");
ndec("lamecostume",3,"Lamer Halloween costume:","chicken","gorilla"); keyput("halloween costume lame lamer chicken gorilla");
ndec("pigengull",3,"Which are more annoying?","pigeons","seagulls"); keyput("annoying pest bird pigeon pigeons seagull seagulls");
ndec("chocobacon",1,"chocolate covered bacon",""sounds delicious!"",""sounds disgusting!""); keyput("bacon chocolate covered delicious disgusting tasty nasty");
ndec("gazebofountain",3,"more useless structure","gazebo","fountain"); keyput("useless structure gazebo fountain");
ndec("pborgc",3,"Better sandwich:","peanut butter & jelly","grilled cheese","pbj","grilledcheese"); keyput("pb peanut butter jelly grilled cheese sandwich grilled-cheese");
ndec("thumbspeace",3,"Which gesture are you more tired of seeing?","thumbs up","peace sign"); keyput("hand gesture sign tired sick peace thumb");
ndec("tomtatofruit",1,"A tomato is...","a fruit","a vegetable","tomato"); keyput("tomato fruit vegetable");
ndec("watermelon",1,"A watermelon is...","a fruit","a vegetable"); keyput("water melon watermelon fruit vegetable");
ndec("cremebrulee",2,"How should Crème Brûlée be served?","cold","warm"); keyput("crème brûlée creme brulee warm cold hot burnt cream");
ndec("icecreamcake",3,"Should you eat an ice cream cake with...","a fork","a spoon","../objects/fork","../objects/spoon"); keyput("ice cream cake fork spoon");
ndec("golftennisyuppie",3,"More yuppie sport:","golf","tennis"); keyput("golf tennis yuppie sport");
ndec("italianchin",3,"","chinese food","italian food","chinese","meatballs"); keyput("food chinese italian");
ndec("mexicanchin",3,"","italian food","mexican food","meatballs","mexican"); keyput("food mexican italian");
ndec("pizzapasta",3,"","pizza","pasta","pizza","meatballs"); keyput("food pizza pasta italian");
ndec("footbaseball",2,"More American pastime:","baseball","football"); keyput("american pastime pastime baseball football");
ndec("roadrunner",3,"Who do you want to win?","Wile E. Coyote","The Road Runner"); keyput("wile e coyote road runner roadrunner cartoon wiley favorite cheer root");
ndec("bugsbunny",2,"Who do you want to win?","Elmer Fudd","Bugs Bunny"); keyput("elmer fudd bugs bunny cartoon favorite cheer root");
ndec("tweetybird",2,"Who do you want to win?","Sylvester The Cat","Tweety Bird"); keyput("sylvester cat tweety bird favorite cheer root");
ndec("blutobrutus",2,"Who is Popeye's nemesis?","Bluto","Brutus"); keyput("popeye cartoon enemy nemesis bluto brutus");
ndec("duckrabbit",1,"What animal is this?","a duck","a rabbit"); keyput("optical illusion animal duck rabbit bunny");
ndec("oldyoungwoman",1,"What do you see first?","an old woman","a young woman"); keyput("optical illusion woman old young");
ndec("rightsaidfred",1,"You are:","too sexy for your shirt","just the right amount of sexy relative to your shirt"); keyput("too sexy for shirt");
ndec("singleparent",2,"Who would make a better single parent?","a woman","a man","mf1","mf2"); keyput("single parent man woman men women");
ndec("doctorhave",2,"Who would you prefer to have as a doctor?","a woman","a man","mf1","mf2"); keyput("doctor man woman men women");
ndec("likefinallyknow",2,"Do you like this site?","yes","no"); keyput("finally know like site this");
//*APPEND*
// object sex
obj("ducttape","duct tape");
obj("iron","iron");
obj("chair","chair");
obj("fork","fork");
obj("spoon","spoon");
obj("knife","knife");
obj("bknife","butter knife");
obj("mug","mug"); keyput("cup");
obj("icescoop","ice cream scooper"); keyput("scoop");
obj("icepops","ice pops");
obj("visor","visor"); keyput("hat");
obj("comb","comb");
obj("pen","pen");
obj("pencil","pencil");
obj("37cents","37 cents"); keyput("money");
obj("papasan","papasan chair");
obj("remote","remote control");
obj("lamp","lamp");
obj("tissues","tissues"); keyput("kleenex");
obj("cards","deck of cards");
obj("outlet","outlet");
obj("switch","light switch");
obj("fireplace","fireplace"); keyput("fire");
obj("fireextinguisher","fire extinguisher");
obj("cdr","blank cd"); keyput("cdr","cd+r","cd-r");
obj("scissors","scissors");
obj("hammer","hammer");
obj("screwdriver","screwdriver"); keyput("screw");
obj("tapemeasure","tape measure");
obj("pliers","pliers");
obj("hacksaw","hacksaw"); keyput("saw");
obj("lightbulb","lightbulb"); keyput("light");
obj("goggles","goggles");
obj("doorknob","doorknob"); keyput("door knob");
obj("deadbolt","deadbolt"); keyput("dead bolt");
obj("pot","pot");
obj("salsa","salsa");
obj("oj","orange juice");
obj("yogurt","yogurt");
obj("procheese","processed cheese");
obj("cheez","cheese crackers");
obj("bread","sliced bread");
obj("mayo","mayonaise"); keyput("mayo");
obj("mustard","yellow mustard");
obj("caesar","caesar dressing");
obj("bluecheese","blue cheese dressing");
obj("chocsyrup","chocolate syrup");
obj("pb","peanut butter");
obj("jelly","jelly");
obj("wine","wine");
obj("pickles","pickles"); keyput("pickle");
obj("hotdog","hot dog");
obj("mtdew","mountain dew"); keyput("soda");
obj("butter","butter");
obj("ramen","ramen noodles"); keyput("soup");
obj("papertowels","paper towels");
obj("bbqsauce","barbeque sauce");
obj("mikes","hard lemonade");
obj("beer","beer");
obj("koolaidmix","kool aid mix");
obj("gatorade","gatorade");
obj("chunkysoup","canned soup");
obj("boyardee","chef boyardee");
obj("brita","brita pitcher");
obj("icecubes","ice cubes");
obj("chickenpotpie","chicken pot pie");
obj("granola","granola bars");
obj("margarine","margarine");
obj("salt","salt");
obj("pepper","pepper");
obj("water","bottled water");
obj("handsoap","hand soap");
obj("toothpaste","toothpaste");
obj("toothbrush","toothbrush");
obj("papercups","paper cups");
obj("qtips","q-tips");
obj("clippers","nail clippers");
obj("shoes","shoes");
obj("watergun","water gun"); keyput("squirt");
obj("plug","plug");
obj("rubikscube","rubik's cube");
obj("timemag","time magazine");
obj("maximmag","maxim magazine");
obj("llbean","l.l. bean catalog");
obj("wiffleball","wiffle ball");
obj("tp","toilet paper");
obj("shed","shed");
obj("matchboxcar","matchbox car");
obj("candle","candle");
obj("pokerchips","poker chips");
obj("faucet","faucet");
obj("drain","drain");
obj("salad","chef salad");
obj("clocktower","cornell clocktower");
obj("cake","cake");
obj("rustynail","rusty nail");
obj("pretzel","jumbo pretzel with cheese");
obj("5thhole","the 5th hole");
obj("palm","palm tree");
obj("pedestalfan","pedestal fan");
obj("bucket","bucket");
obj("ketchup","ketchup");
obj("god","God");
obj("you","You");
obj("egg","egg");
obj("sword","sword");
obj("feather","feather");
obj("bed","bed");
obj("time","time");
obj("money","money");
obj("et","e.t.");
obj("rotphone","rotary phone");
obj("toilet","toilet");
obj("tomato","tomato");
obj("potato","potato");
obj("watermelon","watermelon");
obj("grilledcheese","grilled cheese sandwich");
obj("car","car");
obj("plane","airplane");
obj("earth","Earth");
obj("roadrunner","the road runner");
// is it a JPG or GIF? ARE YOU SURE???
// selects
nsel("ab1.jpg","ab2.jpg");
nsel("abd1.jpg","abd2.jpg");
nsel("../see/30.gif","../see/92.gif");
nsel("../see/36.gif","../see/37.gif");
nsel("../see/41.gif","../see/30.gif");
nsel("../see/55.gif","../see/60.gif");
nsel("../see/56.gif","../see/55.gif");
nsel("../see/57.gif","../see/59.gif");
nsel("../see/71.jpg","../see/72.jpg");
nsel("../see/77.jpg","../see/78.jpg");
nsel("../see/91.gif","../see/41.gif");
nsel("../see/91.gif","../see/92.gif");
nsel("../see/97.gif","../see/100.gif");
nsel("../see/107.gif","../see/109.gif");
nsel("../see/108.gif","../see/109.gif");
nsel("../see/152.jpg","../see/234.jpg");
nsel("../see/230.jpg","../see/229.jpg");
nsel("../see/239.jpg","../see/240.jpg");
nsel("../see/279.jpg","../see/280.jpg");
nsel("../see/294.jpg","../see/295.jpg");
nsel("../see/120.jpg","../see/281.jpg");
// bare selects
nsel(0,"select.gif");
nsel(0,"../see/48.jpg");
nsel(0,"../see/49.jpg");